Did you know about the inflation, wait let me tell you, if I were to pick one age to be for the rest of my life it would be 25, *a lot of singing*, so about dark magic, charge your phone, I've been working on my (such and such) accent, that is the whitest thing I've ever heard, ah to be an American, *Yoruba that I can't understand*, why are you eating every time we talk, is that the microwave WHAT ARE YOU MICROWAVING, I might as well be your babysitter you call me when you're bored and I have to entertain you, I can drink the entire thing of water in one go, talk to my sister for a minute because I have to pee, so how is evil M doing, *more singing, both prompted and unprompted*
"Editor's" note (it's me, Ari, the writer, I'm also the editor,): I had "alabaṣepọ aye" read this and the part from "Types of people as colors" that was about him (I told him what color he was). He was amused and one of the things he said was something like "I hope people write this nicely about me when I die". It is also worth noting that he is not expecting to spontatenously combust. He was also amused at the accuracey of his psuedonym getting across what I was attempting.
written by Ari Painful Writer